“He compliments my corporate fit, and asked if I’d love to come over to his table and eventually follow him home” – Twitter influencer shares his encounter with a g@y man

"He compliments my corporate fit, and asked if I'd love to come over to his table and eventually follow him home" – Twitter influencer shares his encounter with a g@y man

A Twitter influencer who identifies as @UnkleAyo has shared on the microblogging platform, his encounter with a gay man.

In his tweets, he shared that the man’s request caught him unaware as the incident keeps replaying in his mind.

His tweet read;

“Excuse me, please. Is this a safe space? Can I rant? 24 hours later and I haven’t stopped laughing. I’ve been reading it as tweets – didn’t know a day will come when I’d experience it. Went for a couple of drinks with my doctoral colleagues yesterday, to round up the week long conference. It was getting late, looked to book my ride then this middleaged Italian man taps me on the back. He compliments my corporate fit, and asked if I’d love to come over to his table and eventually follow him home, pointing at his Porsche. Befuddled as I’m not a mechanic, because why would I follow you home in a Porsche. I was initially slow, then it dawned on me: Abi? Abi?!?! ABI?!?! “Are you trying to ask me if…. ” Then, he winked. I didn’t know when I uttered: “sho’siere? ” I laughed so hard, he embarrassingly went back to his seat. What was initially a burst of laughter to me, immediately degenerated into utter disgust. Ahn ahn. You want to turn alfa mail to bad beesh ke, turn Odogwu to odogwuress? This is the end of my rant o. I know this is Pride Month but you people should take it easy. For some of us, till God calls us home – we’ll always be obsessed with soft breasts and chingunmy derrerie. Our Bethlehem will forever be between the heavenly paths of a woman’s legs. Please, stop traumatising us.“

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